Bar Humbug


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(mistafeesh bugrit! millenium hand and shrimp - I told 'em!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)

Ha!
Nicely =]
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)

Aceage!

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

heheh
mine's an eggnog
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

arf!

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

There used to be a cocktail chain
called this.

It was nice but very expensive.

www.barcrawl.co.uk/pubreview.asp?CityId=7&PubId=2
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:52, archived)

Ha ha ha
nice
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:56, archived)

Sorry I have to TJ
Someone who stayed about two weeks ago left their Panasonic 3CCD digital Camcorder in my safe.
They haven't called, or emailed. So what do peeps think the acceptable time period is before I declare it mine?:D
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)

1.974 weeks

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:06, archived)

You forgot to carry to 8:P

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:12, archived)

never
that's theft

if you know who they are, contact them. if not hand it in to the cops
after 3 months it's yours legally
( mictoboy, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)

I don't thing, I know it was put there a couple of weeks ago
But I'm buggered if I know who's it is!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:10, archived)

then do the decent thing and report it as lost property
if the true owner doesn't claim it, it's yours, all nice and legal
( mictoboy, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)

Ah the Official Lost Property Department of Planet Earth!
Sheesh anyone would think I'd just mugged a granny and dry humped her!

Someone left an old digicam here and haven't claimed it yet.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)

and the evidence is on the camera
thats just how life works.
( Fox G. Love http://www.lotophagi.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:23, archived)

^ this

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)

The time it takes to say "Yoink!" aloud. Try it.

( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)

Trys...

YOINK!

Yup.. I feel better and I now have a camara!


( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:12, archived)

6 months
then you can legally declare it yours.

it will, however, be obsolete by that time.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:09, archived)

Hahaha obselete?!
It's 2 meg:P
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:10, archived)

i have a sony HDD camcorder
it takes 1MP still images but the video work is excellent.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)

i assume you have their booking details or similar
do the decent thing get in touch with them.
check the thing for any saucy stuff first to confirm identity.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:10, archived)

Can't remember.
I get some many people putting stuff like that in there. I just discovered it and vaguely remember it being from 2-3 weeks back.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:11, archived)

fair do's
but what about the saucy stuff, was there any saucy stuff?
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:16, archived)

Hehehe
Don't think that he thought hasn't crossed my mind. Or if they do claim it leave them a nice knob shot to remind them of their time in the UK:D

Better still! Waiting til I find out who's it is and then doing that with audio saying hey [insert correct lass's name here] as you asked here's something to remind you of England. You always said your boyfriend was sadly lacking'.:D
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:22, archived)

Yeah that would work
But anyway, you might as well use it until you're asked for it back.
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:39, archived)

shit!
i missed this and posted similar thing above!
woo!
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:26, archived)