Snowmen have them too!
(but they don't have belly buttons)

This is becoming a habit

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

(Roodie Doodie finding it hard to do anything, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:15, archived)

Snownips!

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:16, archived)

Anyone else getting Gaz Spam?
Hello Dear
Hello Dear
how are you today hope all is well with you;
I am a girl of intergrity and A girl who is full of knowledge and understanding ,who cares everything about love and cares without cogitating on the other part of it .my name is miss jane i just went through your profiel at (www.b3ta.com) i have no option than letting you know that am intrested in having relactionship with you, I am a girl filled up with the real sense of belonging and cares to to be treated with sincerity and humbleness .I love playing games with friends and also reading about reasonable things that will have a lot to do with the real life.So if U are intrested plz Email me on address
(jane_saleeby23@yahoo.com) so that i will tell you more about me and send you my picture,
thanks and God bless you,
yours Sincerely,
jane,
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)

no, just you
GET IN THERE!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:23, archived)

Yup, lots of people.
Look at Prof Kenny Martin's post down there.
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( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:24, archived)

Fuck sake.
Why can't someone mend Glassco.cx ?

Fuck all this 'friends' shit, lets have the basics back.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:29, archived)

What's broken with it?
Seems to work for search terms
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:30, archived)

s'not been updated since 29th Oct
BTW I'm LOVIN' your music search . . . thanks!

EDIT: I gazzed Robtoo and he said the rewrite was all but done


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:31, archived)

It hasn't worked since 29th October.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:32, archived)

From which user account
Can you link to their profile?
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:27, archived)

No, Fuck off, I'm no snitch.
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=63686
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:28, archived)

The IP is in fucking Senegal

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:33, archived)

*rent's boat*
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:35, archived)

hahaha, NO
I'd do her, if she wasn't already a priest in Nigeria.
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:32, archived)

They don't have belly buttons
cos they're all CLONES!
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:16, archived)

Evil clones at that
...ready to take over the world (as long as it's not too warm)

Global warming is just a secret government plan to stop them destroying us all.

Run for your lives!
(Roodie Doodie finding it hard to do anything, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:18, archived)

Ooooh
So the environmentalists are species traitors working hand-in-hand with our would-be snowy oppressors?

*Burns fossil fuels*

Take that you fiends!
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)

VRRROOOOMMMMM!
*fires up 16 litre, v10, 6 wheel drive Roodiedoodiemobile*

*stalls*
(Roodie Doodie finding it hard to do anything, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:25, archived)

Your exhaust pipe is full of snow!
Cunning bastards.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:36, archived)

Our Marketing bird has no belly button:
flickr.com/photos/lord-manley/483833692/

There's a dip which is smaller than it looks in the thumbnail here, but just all smooth skin.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:34, archived)

Moobs?


( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:17, archived)

Snoobs, Shirley?

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:25, archived)

SNOOBS!

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:26, archived)

*writes down*
*patents*
:D
(Hoof Hearted, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:31, archived)

Don't you repress me.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:33, archived)

Ahem...
First use, down there
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( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:37, archived)

Facist.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:44, archived)

I have no problem with people of other Facs
My best mate is a Fac you know...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)

* ducks down
*play tents


( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:39, archived)

*tweaks*
haha!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:17, archived)

No belly buttons?!?!!?!

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:17, archived)

If i snows, I'm so going to have to give the snowman snowmoobs now...
SNOOBS!
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:20, archived)

SNOOBS!
*emails the people at the Oxford English Dictionary*
(Roodie Doodie finding it hard to do anything, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)

:D
*titters*
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:20, archived)

*coffee*
*screen*
*wipe*
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)

hahahaha!

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:26, archived)

THEIVING BASTARD!
Ive not been on b3ta for a couple of months and somebody comes along and smells my farts, likes what he smells, bottles it and then sells it as perfume.
You owe me a billion pound in royalties. You'll be hearing from my army of law students doing pro bono work in the morning.

See HERE for explaination of rant.


Im not really mad you know, Im Just wired on caffine, boxing induced insomnia and flu remedy. Its like being on smack.
( P3L3 Morphology, Longevity, Sell By Dates., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)