Happy Christmas!


EDIT: I've made it a little more readable now :)

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

( Zak McFlimby, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)

I can see what you've done but I can't read it...


EDIT: Haha, nicely.
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)

^ this

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)

Haha, thanks matey!

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)

cunning

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)

Hahahahaha!
Woo! Ghosty and Woo! Zak!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)

thank you night vision!

( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)

Oooh ta

(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)

what does it say?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:26, archived)

Perfect for all your colourblind aquaintances you really hate!

Edit: cards are funny things. My young cousin has just popped out her first brat and for once I've decided not to be that annoyingly ignorant relative who doesn't throw empty sentiments around because it's polite/expected. But what can I put in her card? 'Well done on getting knocked up when you have the mental maturity of a child yourself'?

I stuck to expressing my regret she had such a hard labour, wishing her a quick recovery, and congratulating her on getting through it and starting a new phase of her life. But it still leaves a bad taste in my mouth every time I look over at the card. Poor kids.
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)

You really don't care for her chances, do you?
Or maybe the chances of her kid(s)? At least your comments stuck to the positive, and you didn't lie about your sentiments. It's a good thing that sarcasm doesn't show up well in print.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)

I made an incredible effort not to have sarcasm in there
I may not think it was the best 'choice' ever, but it's been made and here on starts the next chapter so what will be will be, and I'm not the kind of shit to be lagging behind working over technicalities with no relevance to what's going on NOW.

But she's so young. My last firm memory of her was sat sullenly in a corner and moaning at her mum because 'everyone's staring at me!', when in reality a few people had glanced over briefly to make sure she was ok.
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:32, archived)

Hmm . . .
maybe I AM colourblind . . .

*sqits some more*

EDIT: *sends to David Blunkett* HE'S colour-blind . . . all colours . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)

aaaw poor have he has the sqits:P

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)

Have the Dat?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)

Erm yeah. Obviously that's what I meant!
serves me right for being pedantic:P
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:21, archived)

Haha, colour blind in all colours =D
*files away for future use*
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:18, archived)

I'm either colour blind or not colour blind (whatever that test is)
because I cant read your hidden message. Is it rude?
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)

I
HOPE
you die horribly
you colour-blind
PEACE
of shit,
I really would
LOVE
that.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)

Thank you...
* strikes off card list


( Wobbly Bloke has frozen his cock off on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:29, archived)

damn the colour-blindness I pretended to have
in order to pass chemistry practicals at university.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)

oh bloody hell
i couldn't read that.
argh. =/
(TundraBoy Because I Move Like An Arctic Lizard, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 15:39, archived)