First time I've compo'd for a while

Inspired by these signs we used to sell at work,
www.engrish.com/image/engrish/santa-please-stop.jpg
From the
Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all
288 entries (closed)
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I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:56,
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"Santa, I've been a good girl. please stop"
Is just
sinister
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NobbyNobody, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:58,
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Very
I got given one as a leaving gift from that job.
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I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 18:58,
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Beware !

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Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:05,
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HAHA!
brill
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op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:17,
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Snap!

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Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:10,
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