I am from Cornwall.
Fizzy pop is not a Northern thing, you are just ignorant.
( Pedantichrist can just fuck off., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 22:36, archived)

Well....
ignorant Educated*

*arrogant Londoner blog
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Pirate! Pirate! Pirate!, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 22:42, archived)