I'll spang myself in advance


From the If Band Names Were Taken Literally challenge. See all 788 entries (closed)

( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:26, archived)

How many of them are dead?

(Pachey, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)

All of them.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:28, archived)

2 i think
but the survivors have set up a rogue beach boys.

Brian wilson isn't allowed to perform as the Beach Boys
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)

He should perform as the Beach OAP.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:32, archived)

Aw, please let me do it!
*readies spanging pan*
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)

*gets spanging pan out*
Save some for me ma'am!
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)

Here - borrow mine

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)

Never! Well, you can have what's left anyway....

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:31, archived)

Holy Feck....
nice one, sir
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:35, archived)