I'll spang myself in advance

( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:26, archived)

How many of them are dead?

(Pachey, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)

All of them.

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:28, archived)

2 i think
but the survivors have set up a rogue beach boys.

Brian wilson isn't allowed to perform as the Beach Boys
( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)

He should perform as the Beach OAP.

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:32, archived)

Aw, please let me do it!
*readies spanging pan*
( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)

*gets spanging pan out*
Save some for me ma'am!
(Green Spanner Has been pretty fucking busy over May., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)

Here - borrow mine

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)

Never! Well, you can have what's left anyway....

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:31, archived)

Holy Feck....
nice one, sir
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 13:35, archived)