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[challenge entry] Sorry...


...not really a band though.

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(Dai Napoleon Who says that the King and I at discords be?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:12, archived)
# not really music either.
*prepares for attacks*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:15, archived)
# *attacks*

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:16, archived)
# *joins*

(Dai Napoleon Who says that the King and I at discords be?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:17, archived)
# *defends*

(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:20, archived)
# you get a pass for being a nomeansno fan.
they are gods among tedious musicians, so i'll give you a pass on that drunken muppet up there.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:26, archived)
# You say drunken muppet like it's a bad thing...

(Dai Napoleon Who says that the King and I at discords be?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:30, archived)
# that was my way of being nice to him.
i've had to endure too many people trying to tell me tom waits is a genius.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:36, archived)
# bah.
face it, he's a third-rate busker who was deemed cool by a bunch of tonedeaf snob wannabes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:21, archived)
# OH YEAH, THAT IS WHY I GET TOM WAITS CONFUSED WITH JEFF BUCKLEY.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:22, archived)
# JOHN LENNON IS THEIR FINAL FORM
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:24, archived)
# MARK DAVID CHAPMAN
I CHOOSE YOU!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:25, archived)
# WAYNE COYNE, USE YOUR THEREMIN ATTACK!

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:27, archived)
# WHiiiiii HHOooooOOOOoooo
WOoooEEEeeeoooooooeeeeOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:28, archived)
# have you heard of linda and gerald polley?
they think john lennon has renounced his evil hippie ways and is writing songs for them from beyond the grave. i think all their youtube videos are gone now, but they were a hoot.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:35, archived)
# Hahaha
as soon as I saw the size of the font and the red links the alarm bells started ringing :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:44, archived)
# it's a more revealing sign of 'crazed christian' than any gore-speckled crucifix.
if i were new to the planet, i think i'd confuse their jesus with godzilla from the way they describe him.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:46, archived)
# LIKE THAT BIG BLOB OF ORGANIC MESS AT THE END OF AKIRA

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:25, archived)
# PROTIP: TRY WIPING THE SCREEN

Edited for PROTIP inclusion
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:28, archived)
# TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:30, archived)
# AAAAA KKKKIIIIIII RRRRAAAAAAAAA

My lasting impression of Akira is that the dialogue consists of someone shouting "TETSUO!!!" or "AKIRA!", then someone else saying "HUNH?" and looking astonished
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:34, archived)
# The should have written that on the back cover.
"My lasting impression of Akira is that the dialogue consists of someone shouting "TETSUO!!!" or "AKIRA!", then someone else saying "HUNH?" and looking astonished - 5/5 stars."
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:36, archived)
# i have an akira 'action figure' (plastic dolly).
some stupid store was closing down a few years ago and i got it for a quarter or something.

i liked the film though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:43, archived)
# HUNH?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:44, archived)
# I SAID:
i have an akira 'action figure' (plastic dolly).

some stupid store was closing down a few years ago and i got it for a quarter or something.

i liked the film though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:48, archived)
# *looks astonished*

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:54, archived)
# OKAY MAYBE I PAID A DOLLAR I CAN'T REMEMBER DETAILS.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:59, archived)
# fuck that anime shit.
 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetsuo:_The_Iron_Man
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:05, archived)
# I loved that movie.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:09, archived)
# THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH MOVIES
QUITE LIKE THIS ONE.

I ASKED THE GUYS AT MY VIDEO STORE.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:16, archived)
# they have cheese in their shoes.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:41, archived)
# well duh.
i like anime shit sometimes too, but few films are up to the ttim standard.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:44, archived)
# ...
A couple of posts ago I'm introduced to postbear via Rapitinui's shared love of NoMeansNo and the Hanson Brothers and but half an hour later I'm forced to read an unprovoked attack on the great Mr Tom Waits.

It's political correctness gone mad I tells yer!
(Dai Napoleon Who says that the King and I at discords be?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:27, archived)
# oh, i'm mostly pulling your leg.
i actually like some of his stuff, but it's my firm belief that he's one of the most over-rated musicians of our time.

don't... don't... don't believe the hype.

edit: oh, and by coincidence my current sig. is a slight reworking of a line from 'revenge'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:39, archived)
# it's almost as if
enjoyment of music was some kind of subjective thing that may be different for all people.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:32, archived)
# that's just crazy talk.
gibberish like that leads to independent thought, sex outside of the marital bed and atheism.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:37, archived)
# IF WE ARE NOT CAREFUL
PEOPLE MAY USE APPLE COMPUTERS AND EMBRACE THEIR IDEALS OF GODLES ATHEISM.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:45, archived)
# IT IS FAR TOO LATE TO WARN THEM NOW, BWAHAHAHA.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:50, archived)
# there's a church here in town that had "GOD SEES ALL" on their sign out front.
i was tempted (by a serpent, probably) to make great big googly eyes and glue them on the sign, but the witchfinder general perched on the roof scared me off.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:51, archived)
# There's a church near here
that has a billboard outside with a picture of a baby on it, and underneath it says "abortion stops a beating heart". It's been there for years.
I drove past there the other day, and they've put a new sign up alongside the old one. So now, right next to "abortion stops a beating heart, it says, "This Church supports our troops!".
The new sign is not illustrated though. I was thinking of offering... maybe add a picture of some dead Iraqi children, something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:57, archived)
# be careful.
they'd probably try and kill you for not being a patriot.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:59, archived)
# "A well aimed rifle shot
also stops a beating heart"
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:00, archived)
# Our local church used to have "Time flies, eternity remains", until it got burned down.
Firstly it got vandalised to say "blow flies + human remains", then someone changed the first bit to say "church dies".

I'm not sure what "church dies, human remains" is supposed to mean, but it fits well with the blackened ruins.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:07, archived)
# hahaha!
burn the churches! eat human flesh!

(if anyone here is able to name the band who sang that line, i'll be impressed)
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:13, archived)
# The church of euthanasia?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:19, archived)
# so close.
'no fun' is the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:27, archived)
# I read some of that
then followed some of the links, and then some links from those linked sites... and I still have no idea if any of it's for real or not.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:53, archived)
# As a big fan of the word "zounds", I am somewhat disappointed by this
objectiveministries.org/zounds/
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:56, archived)
# GADZOOKS!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:58, archived)
# ZIP ZOP ZOOBIDDY BOP.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:06, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:21, archived)
# ZOUNDS!

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:27, archived)
# It is tough call to make
It reads like an Onion article, but equally I am sure people like that exist.

All I can do in response is make sure I never travel too far from either coast when I am in the US.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:59, archived)
# you snob!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:12, archived)
# So?
You say that like it was a bad thing.
/tonedeaf snob (never wanted to be anything) blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:37, archived)
# SHUT UP OK I LIKE THIRDATE BUSKERS!

(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Third date? What a cock tease!
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:44, archived)
# i just typed that because 'eighth' is tough to spell.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:53, archived)
# GRUMPY GRUMPY MCGRUMPISON
Actually I don't think he's amazing either. Beefheart light.
He has some good songs though.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:12, archived)
# I LIKED HIS DISCO YEARS.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:28, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:16, archived)
#

(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:21, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:23, archived)
# WHY DO I GET TOM WAITS CONFUSED WITH JEFF BUCKLEY?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:21, archived)
# BECAUSE NEITHER OF THEM CAN SWIM?

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:27, archived)
# PROTIP:
DON'T WEAR HEAVY BOOTS.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:29, archived)
# hahaha
PROTIP hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:29, archived)
# This explains the inflatable armbands

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:29, archived)
# THAT'S HE-MAN WORKOUT MUSCLE!

(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:55, archived)
# BECAUSE JEFF BUCKLEY
HAD 10% RON PERLMAN DNA
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:37, archived)
# The guy that does the videogame voices?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:59, archived)
# 'waits for it to animate'

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:38, archived)
# No, it's just still and rubbish...

(Dai Napoleon Who says that the King and I at discords be?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm just glad there's finally a compo...
...where I can indulge both my love of odd bands and my, quite frankly, rudimentary Photoshop skills.


(Dai Napoleon Who says that the King and I at discords be?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:44, archived)
# hurray for goodmusic.
you are an alice donut fan too, i hope?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:54, archived)
# Of course...
I think anyone who likes both NoMeansNo and Dead Kennedys will automatically like Alice Donut.

Goes without saying really.
(Dai Napoleon Who says that the King and I at discords be?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:00, archived)
# well, there are crazies out there.
i don't expect much of people in general.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:03, archived)
# woo..
...for anything alternative tentacles... :D
(Butthole Surfer : as felt up in Braille Weekly :D, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] must have been done
bit crap on my part


(I helped save b3ta! Darth Winston Rabbit former dances with rabbits, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 9:07, archived)
# I don't think they are that obscure
Holiday in Cambodia is a great song!
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a PhD now! Woo!, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 10:45, archived)