Pfft, you're a big lanky sort
You can't harm me.
( Captain Wow when I'm Queen my throne will be Bruce Campbell, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)

I think we could take him between us

( Mrs Trellis +1, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)

*crosses fingers behind back*

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)

You sit on him, I'll wax his areas.

( Captain Wow when I'm Queen my throne will be Bruce Campbell, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)

Aw, I wanted to do the waxing!

( Mrs Trellis +1, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)

damn you vile woman!
*fills water pistol with holy water*
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)

I am so not going to be hurt by that.
Captain is not vampire!
( Captain Wow when I'm Queen my throne will be Bruce Campbell, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)