damn you vile woman!
*fills water pistol with holy water*
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)

I am so not going to be hurt by that.
Captain is not vampire!
( Captain Wow when I'm Queen my throne will be Bruce Campbell, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)