you!
my house is full of fudgy balls thanks to you! i've made many chocolate fudge snowballs, but they're in danger of being eaten :)
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:14, archived)

HURRAY!
Eat them all, they're proper nyom :)

I did truffles too which are possibly the best thing on earth. recipe here:

www.hub-uk.com/tallyrecip02/recipe0059.htm

*dribbles*
( SugarSpunSister will characterise for cash, see profile, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:17, archived)

my god,
i'm going to weigh 100 stones by the time christmas is over!
*books liposuction*
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:21, archived)

Isnt it
*fats*
( SugarSpunSister will characterise for cash, see profile, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:21, archived)

i'm making a load for my mum
she only eats sweets on a monday(stupid diet), so i'll do fudgy snowballs and chocolate peppermint cremes. i might do rum truffles, but i've got no rum! will walnut liqueur do instead?
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:25, archived)

Anything, really
I used brandy. Lots and lots of brandy.
( SugarSpunSister will characterise for cash, see profile, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:26, archived)

i've got
red vodka, gin, vermouth, walnut liqueur, almond liqueur, wine and martini. i don't think the kids will be eating the truffles!
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:29, archived)

Almond liqueur would be fucking incredible
DO IT.
( SugarSpunSister will characterise for cash, see profile, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:31, archived)

it shall be done
i'm going to take a load to my mate's for christmas day.
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:36, archived)

send all fudge balls to
++Address Withheld - please do not post personal details on this message board ++
( bilbobarneybobs almost missed his 25k.....ALMOST...., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:18, archived)

What a shame freebs
Send them to Milton Keynes train station instead, they have a very lax unattended luggage policy and I'll get to them first
( Mrs Trellis +1, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:20, archived)

*buys train ticket to Milton Keynes*
MUA HA HA HAAAAAAAA
( Sonic James Doom Can't hummus... umm... yeah..., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:22, archived)

*leaves contents of cat box in milton keynes station lockers*
enjoy!
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:27, archived)

yay. cats!
hang on, there's just a hammer, a geiger counter and a slightly radioactive vial of poison in here. where did the cat go?
( plentyofants feels disloyal, as not convinced by the wrong door, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:27, archived)

It has either disappeared or hidden.
or both.
( Sonic James Doom Can't hummus... umm... yeah..., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:32, archived)

1/srqt[2] of one
1/srqt[2] of the other
( plentyofants feels disloyal, as not convinced by the wrong door, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:35, archived)

1/0 = ∞
Therefore there is no God.

Apparently.
( Sonic James Doom Can't hummus... umm... yeah..., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:37, archived)

those are his playthings
all cats are evil, didn't you know?
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:32, archived)

Mr. B. BarneyBobs
CO: Auntie Freeda's home for mentally diverse graphic designers and fishermen without a sea,
Number 12 Reality Stree,
Cumberland on the Wirral,
Leeds,
Dominican Republic,
People's Free Rupublic of WebBased-Topia,
Kent,
Scotlandshire,
Kent,
York Suffuk.
UK.
(Prof UnderCover trying to bring back pillaging, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:21, archived)

that's going to need
a very large envelope
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:23, archived)

Fudgy Balls?
sounds like the morning after a party at Dale Wintons place


/I would imagine
( The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:24, archived)

hmmm
is that the voice of experience?
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:26, archived)

no, that's the voice of the balls
*it could be you*
( The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:27, archived)

you are alan deadlycoat
aicmfp!
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:28, archived)

do you write for justin lee collins...?

( plentyofants feels disloyal, as not convinced by the wrong door, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:27, archived)

does anyone?

( The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:31, archived)

Really hairy monkey....
...oh
( SugarSpunSister will characterise for cash, see profile, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:32, archived)

hahahaha. This being said however, his mildly irritating but actually quite funny friend Alan Carr has recently made me *rofl* with this:
"Have you seen those Smart Cars? F*cking hell, you wouldn't even take one of them on Robot Wars. They come with a sticker in the back: 'My other car's a Dyson'".
( The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:36, archived)

i hate carr even more than i hate collins
he's like a poundland version of graham norton
( plentyofants feels disloyal, as not convinced by the wrong door, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:39, archived)

Is there such a level of hell as a worse version of Norton?

( The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:40, archived)

that
is the best description of him i've ever heard!
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:42, archived)

it's now got me wondering what the converse,
a graham norton version of poundland, would be like
( plentyofants feels disloyal, as not convinced by the wrong door, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)

candyfloss and insulation
cheap, pink and irritating.
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)