do you write for justin lee collins...?

( plentyofants feels disloyal, as not convinced by the wrong door, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:27, archived)

does anyone?

( The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:31, archived)

Really hairy monkey....
...oh
( SugarSpunSister will characterise for cash, see profile, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:32, archived)

hahahaha. This being said however, his mildly irritating but actually quite funny friend Alan Carr has recently made me *rofl* with this:
"Have you seen those Smart Cars? F*cking hell, you wouldn't even take one of them on Robot Wars. They come with a sticker in the back: 'My other car's a Dyson'".
( The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:36, archived)

i hate carr even more than i hate collins
he's like a poundland version of graham norton
( plentyofants feels disloyal, as not convinced by the wrong door, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:39, archived)

Is there such a level of hell as a worse version of Norton?

( The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:40, archived)

that
is the best description of him i've ever heard!
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:42, archived)

it's now got me wondering what the converse,
a graham norton version of poundland, would be like
( plentyofants feels disloyal, as not convinced by the wrong door, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:46, archived)

candyfloss and insulation
cheap, pink and irritating.
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)