Cake?

( MrPineapple PUTTING THE MAN BACK INTO MANICURE, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 1:48, archived)

the cake is a lie

( Miss Scunner sets sail for Portmanteau, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 1:49, archived)

The cake is not a lie.
The cherry bakewells, however..

Those are the bastards you want to keep an eye on..
( MrPineapple PUTTING THE MAN BACK INTO MANICURE, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 1:55, archived)