He wrote the tour guide too...
"Mr. Pineapple's Guide to Manasses: Where to go, What to do"
( mofaha : can't come down, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 1:57, archived)

Oh I know where to go...
And boy do I know what to do
( MrPineapple PUTTING THE DONK BACK INTO DONKICURE, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 2:04, archived)

who to do?

( Miss Scunner putting a donk on it, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 2:04, archived)

Well, whoever has the best offer usually.

( MrPineapple PUTTING THE DONK BACK INTO DONKICURE, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 2:05, archived)

Excerpt:
"With so many places to go it shouldn't be too difficult to find a niche where you fit in comfortably..."
( mofaha : can't come down, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 2:07, archived)

The tunnels are a bit dirty, and at times it can be a bit noisy
But there's nothing quite like visiting Manasses, the people there are friendly and generous, they enjoy giving just as much as recieving.







Also, the sex with blokes is wicked.
( MrPineapple PUTTING THE DONK BACK INTO DONKICURE, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 2:12, archived)

Hahahahah

( Killerkitti Fresh to death, kiid, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 2:14, archived)

Well really.
We were having a lovely conversation there and now you've spoiled it with smut :(
( mofaha : can't come down, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 2:15, archived)

I apologise.
I shouldn't have mentioned the noise...
( MrPineapple PUTTING THE DONK BACK INTO DONKICURE, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 2:19, archived)

:)

( mofaha : can't come down, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 2:20, archived)

Wash your mouth out with soap
young man
( Killerkitti Fresh to death, kiid, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 2:20, archived)

If it was cinnamon soap, I totally would.
But then, that would also be weird..
( MrPineapple PUTTING THE DONK BACK INTO DONKICURE, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 2:23, archived)

Hahah
I bet they sell that at Bath And Body Works or something.
( Killerkitti Fresh to death, kiid, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 2:26, archived)

If that existed in a real country, I would go and check =]

( MrPineapple PUTTING THE DONK BACK INTO DONKICURE, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 2:45, archived)

Bath And Body Works
exists here. There's one in Quakerbridge mall.
( Killerkitti Fresh to death, kiid, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 2:46, archived)

I said a REAL country.

( MrPineapple PUTTING THE DONK BACK INTO DONKICURE, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 3:18, archived)

I live in a real country!
it's called...uhm...okay, maybe not.
( Killerkitti Fresh to death, kiid, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 3:26, archived)