Moo world order
reminds me of the same obvious political complexity of existing Camden Town tube station during the morning rush hour, sans the sounds

'Moo' is all I see
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)

it's too late at night
and that sentence made my brain hurt.

and worst of all. I still can't make sense of it!
(Phoenixx1973 Old enough to know better, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:19, archived)

just think lots of cows being hearded wherever
and your tired mind will understand :)
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:25, archived)

aaaaah
the great tube stampede of 2006!

I remember it well.

I always said it was a bad idea for Ronald McDonald to use public transport.
(Phoenixx1973 Old enough to know better, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:29, archived)

I passed Chris Evens on a bridge on Thursday lunchtime
the twat's hair is now bleached

though I must doff my cap to the broad on his shoulder
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:39, archived)

you passed him on a bridge
and didn't throw him over?
hang your head in shame!
( Smash Monkey inventor of bacon and egg soup, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:41, archived)

I called him a wanker into his face about ten years ago
she did look fit though, so raised eyebrows to the guy, in all honestly, perhaps he's changed
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:47, archived)

yes
he's older.
( Smash Monkey inventor of bacon and egg soup, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:49, archived)

he's the one reason
why i could never seriously entertain doing Billie Piper :(
(Phoenixx1973 Old enough to know better, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:49, archived)

if i was a bloke
i wouldn't touch her, knowing that her bits had been rubbed against his copper wire pubes.
yeecchhhh.
( Smash Monkey inventor of bacon and egg soup, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:53, archived)

exaciticly!

(Phoenixx1973 Old enough to know better, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 0:55, archived)

i wouldn't touch him
if i'd been on a sex starvation diet for 20 years, then fed a shitload of lady viagra and told he was george clooney in disguise
( Smash Monkey inventor of bacon and egg soup, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 1:02, archived)

I think he's OK, meself!
TFI Friday was a superb show, he loves The Beatles and I thought opening a stall on Camden Market and personally flogging all his stuff, with no fanfare whatsoever, was very unusual for someone so fantastically wealthy and famous (and make no mistake, he is FANTASTICALLY wealthy).
( routine, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 1:26, archived)

maybe so
but he's still ugly.
and ginger.
( Smash Monkey inventor of bacon and egg soup, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 1:37, archived)

Well,
yes. There is that.
( routine, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 1:51, archived)