hahaha!!
the bastards!!
they just made me sort out 7 shit stained, piss soaked, bloody, effulent ridden mattressessses!!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)

Tidying the flat again, eh?
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock is flolloping around on, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:05, archived)

flat?
FLAT?!
i live in three bed semi-detached house young scamp!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:07, archived)

you live in a scamp?
eeewwwww....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock is flolloping around on, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:09, archived)

oh, get with the times.
everyone lives in scamps these days!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:11, archived)

serves you right
for shagging incontinent lepers
( Smash Monkey smarter than the average Moult, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:07, archived)

well, they will just lie there.

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:07, archived)

i know
you like the still ones ;)
( Smash Monkey smarter than the average Moult, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:09, archived)

=)
*shudders at the thought*
eww.
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:12, archived)

Who have, Panic! at the Disco?
*confused*
( Professor Kenny Martin is loving what he's heard of Axl's new stuff, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)

yeah!
they run my department.

*slaps*
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:09, archived)

Oi - show your Father some respect!
*tazers*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock is flolloping around on, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:14, archived)

*twitches on floor*
*soils self*
gggaahhhhh!!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)

*helpfully places in washing machine*
*with tongs*

:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock is flolloping around on, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:22, archived)

*interrupts spin cycle*
Sorry - forgot the conditioner...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock is flolloping around on, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:24, archived)