( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 22:14, archived)

Ha..
I was waiting for a portable email device to be tossed next..

any hoo, it's worth a woo


( Signify, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 22:16, archived)

Is the strawberry really a berry?

It's not round, so therefore confuses me. If only Stephen Fry was on b3ta to tell us.
( wheelybird has oxygenated the gream splicer, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 22:17, archived)

actually no, it's not a berry
but then neither is the blackberry or the raspberry
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 22:18, archived)

That's exactly the sort of factual information I was looking for.
Are you in fact Stephen Fry in disguise?
( wheelybird has oxygenated the gream splicer, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 22:19, archived)

It's a fruit..
.. with a silly name

Bit like Freddie Mercury
( Signify, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 22:20, archived)

Freddy Mercury was shaped like a strawberry?

He hid that well considering his choice of tight white trousers.
( wheelybird has oxygenated the gream splicer, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 22:22, archived)

an apple a day...
..keeps the doctor away.

but strawberries not good with the bad aids..
( Signify, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 22:26, archived)

Roll Over . . .

( Valin . . . Flat Lining ______ . . ., Mon 17 Dec 2007, 22:21, archived)

..fat bitch?
( Signify, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 22:22, archived)

Mind the powder . . .

( Valin . . . Flat Lining ______ . . ., Mon 17 Dec 2007, 22:24, archived)

Hahaha

( Flowerpot and the Marvelettes, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)