Bad punage



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( Crap Little Monkey Can't write, can't spell, no grammEr, no 'shop., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:18, archived)

FORMICA?

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:22, archived)

SEY

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:24, archived)

Do yooooooou know, who Iiiiiiiii am?
I aaaaaaaaaam, the aarm.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:28, archived)

[stock footage of a traffic light changing]

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:32, archived)

The corn, had a sweeeeeeeeetneeeeeess!
if anyone gets that, i'd be most bemused.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:34, archived)

WHERE DOES CREAMED CORN FIGURE INTO THE WORKINGS OF THE UNIVERSE?
WHAT REALLY IS CREAMED CORN?
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:37, archived)

Girl you so grimeEEEeeeeeeeeeEeyy.

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:38, archived)

YES.
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDSnLcu2HTI
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:56, archived)

Gah!

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 3:03, archived)

GOT TWO TURNTABLES AN' A MICROPHONE.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:28, archived)

Where it's at?

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:29, archived)

WHAT ABOUT THOSE WHO SWING BOTH WAYS, AC/DCS?

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:34, archived)

Ahh, fuck tha police.

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:35, archived)

Think we got time ?

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:39, archived)

WE CAN MAKE THE TIME!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:40, archived)

Pretty in pink .. .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:42, archived)

STILL SUCKIN' ON THAT DINGDONG

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:58, archived)

I got da plaice..
...I don't really
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:44, archived)

Lemme guess . . . CHICAGO ?

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:52, archived)

CHICAGO JONES N' DA TEMPEL OF DOOMS

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:54, archived)

Hahahaha!
You too? That has been rattling
around my head since I made that.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 2:30, archived)

bah! peasents!
It's.... (drum roll) .....


a mic pattern.....
( Crap Little Monkey Can't write, can't spell, no grammEr, no 'shop., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 8:12, archived)