Ladies and gentlemen...
...I give you Kid Rock.

Hope this hasn't been done to death.
( Ambiguous, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:01, archived)

ARE YOU CALLING ME A HEDONIST?

( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:03, archived)

you may have misunderstood.
this compo is about musicians. this creature is not a musician; it is a mould.
( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:08, archived)

Ah!
I take your point... however he makes his living as a musician, just like the guy in the cafe down the road makes his money as a chef!
( Ambiguous, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:12, archived)

well, to be fair i compo'd rick astley and nickelback.
none of them are musicians either.
( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:15, archived)

Nickelback

I almost feel sorry for them in this video.
( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:27, archived)

yay! i love portugal!

( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:31, archived)

i heard kid rock
and creed lead singer scott stapp recently starred in a porn film. apparently scott stapp is heard to say, while receiving head, "it's good to be king."
(schnurricane, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:12, archived)

was it just the two of them?
*hopes*
( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:16, archived)

i knew that would come up
i'll look into it

[edit: this from wikipedia: * California pornography company Red Light District (RLD) claims to have acquired a 1999 sex tape in which Stapp, soon after he was divorced from Hillaree Burns, and singer Kid Rock performed oral sex acts in front of fans.[6] RLD planned to release the tape in 2006, but one of the women involved filed to block it.[7] Rock also filed an injunction and called Stapp an "idiot."[8]]
(schnurricane, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:19, archived)

i lead my life knowing that if something as irrelevant as kid rock would consider me an idiot, i'd have become a god.
unfortunately mr. stapp is not a god. he is an idiot, but i will not let that erode my dream.
( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:29, archived)

so kid rock was right about something
also something about being a cowboy, i heard he was right about that too.
(schnurricane, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:31, archived)

I'd say kill it with hammers
but I don't want to help spread the spores.
( hanke Jesus blood never failed me yet, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:13, archived)

THE ANDROMEDA STRAINING DUMP.

( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:19, archived)

I wish to be associated with the statements of Mr. Postbear.
I would, however, wish to add "'NING" to these statements in order to express my greetings of goodwill to the participators in this internet experience.
( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:13, archived)

'ning!
which is silly, given that it is 1:21 am.
( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:21, archived)

time is an illusion!

(schnurricane, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:23, archived)

everything is an illusion, though.

( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:34, archived)

Illusions aren't.
They're the only real thing.
( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:54, archived)

FUCK YOU RICHARD BACH AND YOUR SHITTY FUCKING SEAGULL TOO.

( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:57, archived)

6.25 more like!

( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:27, archived)

fucking shitty russian judges.

( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:37, archived)