A tenous compo entry......
Err, if artists took inspiration from the real world? or the like....

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WOLF Wants more money for less work, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 11:58,
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Album contains the word faggot
*banned*
EDIT: Woo!
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Barbarossa DOUGHNUTS, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 11:59,
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I like the story
that Chris Rea was going to join Dire Straits until they realised what they'd have to call the band.
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shrinking man Is a happy shrinking man, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 12:08,
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Chris Straits?
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Barbarossa DOUGHNUTS, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 12:09,
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That's the one
How embarassing would that be?
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shrinking man Is a happy shrinking man, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 12:10,
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