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(somk I will have to aort out my profile over Christmas., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)

Hello new person
nice image

(pssst, might want to optimse to avoid the board Nazi)
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)

Erm...
optimise..?
(somk I will have to aort out my profile over Christmas., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 14:53, archived)

He means
Get yo filesize down, homes
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 14:54, archived)

Ah...
si si comprendé
(somk I will have to aort out my profile over Christmas., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)

Nice pic, by the way
I'll even forgive the blatant use of Comic Sans.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 14:59, archived)

O_O

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 15:02, archived)

Isn't comic sans fogivable...
In the instance of a comic?

I was going to do "our thick monk keys" but trying to think up a visual language for that was keepiung me awake and giving me nose bleeds "here we have our skinny nun keys... our chunky priest keys etc."
(somk I will have to aort out my profile over Christmas., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 15:18, archived)

Isn't comic sans forgivable...?
Never!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 16:52, archived)

Oh and...
Thanks
(somk I will have to aort out my profile over Christmas., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 15:08, archived)

What a handy b3ta=>street translation service you offer

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 14:59, archived)

that shit be tight, homes!

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 15:00, archived)

I'm feeling fluffy
'cos I finish for Christmas today.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 15:02, archived)

Some handy hints are available here:
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 14:57, archived)

You can aort out your sig now
And yea for bald guys!

We rule. Know it and live it.
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 14:50, archived)

*puts this man on his Christmas card list*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 14:59, archived)

Good man

( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 15:02, archived)

I was trying it aout for a joke
No really
(somk I will have to aort out my profile over Christmas., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 15:20, archived)

Is this the bigger picture?

( XLVII How's my diving....?, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 15:03, archived)

Arf! - Have a Football Seam for your trouble, sir

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 15:12, archived)

It's quite hard to do seams on purpoise isn't it?
:D
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 15:25, archived)

sometimes

(deathbyfeedback, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 15:47, archived)

ha ha ha
I like this!!
Great work New person!
( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 16:38, archived)