Just take
a photo of your pants and post it (no tattyshop required ;¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:30, archived)

What has a bit of red
in my pants got to do with it?
( SauronWibble Now 5.5! I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:36, archived)