Christmas = Time off work = time to finish zombies

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:01, archived)

Gaaaah OMG!1
Zombie is being comtrolled by cat!

'ningles matey.
( riverghost now we're brother ladies!, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:01, archived)

I for one welcome our feline undead overlords

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:09, archived)

They wil take us and they'll make us.
Human slaves in an insect feline nation AHH AAAAAAAAH AH AH AHHHHH!
( riverghost now we're brother ladies!, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:10, archived)

hahaha

( Just Cunt you're all a big shower of shitty cuntdribbleCUNTS, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:20, archived)

I for one
welcome our insect overlords
( Joe Scaramanga Blood, sweat, gravy and egg, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:29, archived)

we all serve teh kittehs anyway
it won't make any difference really.
( urbane legend has known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:58, archived)

Yeah
But it'll be nice and official this way:D
( riverghost now we're brother ladies!, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 10:03, archived)

BEWARE!!
'nings all
( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:32, archived)

Festive ningles honey pie

( bilbobarneybobs almost missed his 25k.....ALMOST...., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:44, archived)

nice hat!
'ning both!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - BAN PUBS THAT BAN HATS! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:55, archived)

Ning nong Dayve :)

( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 10:08, archived)

ooh
just noticed your sig

cheeky devil


3
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:57, archived)

Awww thanks lovey
Yuletide smooshes to ya :)
( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 10:07, archived)

YAY Zombies!
'ning Toastie




12
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:02, archived)

Oooh, countdown!
*holds breath*

'Ning folks!
( Mrs Trellis +1, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:10, archived)

'ning scrummy bum
*fondles*





9
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:15, archived)

Nine?
Where did ten go?
( Mrs Trellis +1, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:17, archived)

down there
in a reply to the prof


that's your b3ta for the day young lady. get to work


8
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:18, archived)

I'm not going anywhere until after nekkididididity
I've got a few more to go yet.
( Mrs Trellis +1, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)

oh ok
well i'll stop posting just now then and your whole day will be wasted
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA



7
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:23, archived)

Told you
You do it alllllllllll the time....
( Mrs Trellis +1, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)

do what hon?





6
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:27, archived)

Ninja. Filfy ninja.

( Mrs Trellis +1, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:29, archived)

haha, i see what you did there
sneaky



5
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:30, archived)

Post quicker damnit

( Mrs Trellis +1, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:45, archived)

NO


Bugger



4
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:54, archived)

*unzips*
There,
that should hold ya for a while;)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:55, archived)

'ning Mrs T
'ning Minky!
( XLVII was severely let down by public transport & turtle, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:21, archived)

Ning Letters
How's you?
( Mrs Trellis +1, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:22, archived)

Coming down with a cold but otherwise grand!
Are you feeling any better?

:)
( XLVII was severely let down by public transport & turtle, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)

Getting there
Back at work though :(
( Mrs Trellis +1, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:27, archived)

Morning, Lovely!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:22, archived)

Morning hon
*hugs*

Working my way through season 2 so season 3 will make sense :)
( Mrs Trellis +1, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:28, archived)

Aha - the end of Season 2 is a corker...
What delights you have in store!

*hugs*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:29, archived)

Loving Mark Sloan though
And alllllllllllllll of his chin
( Mrs Trellis +1, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:32, archived)

Oh, he gets *much* better...
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:34, archived)

I know
*eagerly awaits the stepping out of the shower moment*
( Mrs Trellis +1, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:41, archived)

Morning Mr Toast!
Woo!
( XLVII was severely let down by public transport & turtle, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:03, archived)

nings Tan...
missed you!
( Joe Scaramanga Blood, sweat, gravy and egg, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:06, archived)

Where you been?
'ning mate!
( XLVII was severely let down by public transport & turtle, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:08, archived)

took a couple of days off for shoppinge...
All done, I can spend the rest of the week getting drunk
( Joe Scaramanga Blood, sweat, gravy and egg, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:17, archived)

I still have three busy arse days to do
but I may just get drunk also!

:)
( XLVII was severely let down by public transport & turtle, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:20, archived)

'tis the season of alcohol poisioning

( Joe Scaramanga Blood, sweat, gravy and egg, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)

hurray \o/

( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:42, archived)

Sorry but can I just leave this here for the compo?

( XLVII was severely let down by public transport & turtle, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:06, archived)

Prince IS the Revolution
^{And a nit-picky cunt.}
( An Eagle in Your Mind wants to feel you from the inside, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:26, archived)

That's a fab one right there...

( Joe Scaramanga Blood, sweat, gravy and egg, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:05, archived)

ZOMG!
another quality item.
( - D - Contains DANGER, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:06, archived)

Brilliant as ever!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - BAN PUBS THAT BAN HATS! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:06, archived)

Good morning Mr t'Hat, and how are you today?

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:09, archived)

I'm pretty dang Braw! thankies!
you?


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - BAN PUBS THAT BAN HATS! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:12, archived)

I have a cold, but it's given me an outrageously sexy, deep, gravelly voice
so not all bad :)
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:18, archived)

B-Doinnk!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - BAN PUBS THAT BAN HATS! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:20, archived)

bloody ace


can you do a Christmassy Morecambe and Wise pic please?
( bilbobarneybobs almost missed his 25k.....ALMOST...., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:09, archived)

Ooooooh I like that request!

( Mrs Trellis +1, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:12, archived)

*gasp*
It like there's a living doll in there or something!:O
( riverghost now we're brother ladies!, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:18, archived)

seeing as it's you
I'll consider it (although I do have a lot to get done)
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)

Nice one - Morning Sir!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:23, archived)

G'morning squire!
How is one?
( XLVII was severely let down by public transport & turtle, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)

headache

( bilbobarneybobs almost missed his 25k.....ALMOST...., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:39, archived)

:(
*sends asprin vibes*
( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:42, archived)

i want
one. please.
(SuperDave, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:12, archived)

I haven't forgotten,
just clearing the backlog
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:20, archived)

Woohoo
Zombies FTW

Nings all
(Fenristhewolf Cthulhumas, like christmas but with more tentacles, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:15, archived)

Ooh!
O hai! I has a corps!
( Doctor When - ugly bag of mostly water, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:15, archived)

The Iron Chicken Approves Heartily of this
As indeed do I.


( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)

Meccano Poultry!!!
'Sup JPG
(Fenristhewolf Cthulhumas, like christmas but with more tentacles, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:23, archived)

Greetings Mr thewolf!
Two bottles of Pret Orange Juice, and now I'm onto my third Latte. Things are going quite well.
If a little shaky...

:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)

More coffee is the answer
to your shaking... once your body absorbs all the caffeine you will actually attain Nirvana... and everyone knows higher beings don't shake... except for 'party buddha'
(Fenristhewolf Cthulhumas, like christmas but with more tentacles, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:27, archived)

Well, I've certainly got the beer belly to qualify on that score...
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:28, archived)

Finest of all poultry

( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:33, archived)

^ The Truth. Right There.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:34, archived)

DROOG SPEAKS ONLY THE TRUTH
87% fact
( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:37, archived)

:D
Am i a zombie yet?
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:28, archived)

if you have to ask
probably not... do you feel the need to devour BRAINS!!!?


(Fenristhewolf Cthulhumas, like christmas but with more tentacles, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:29, archived)

Nyomnyomnyom

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)

I drew and inked you months ago
the paints have been packed up for ages, hopefully I'll get you out the way soon!
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:36, archived)

:D

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:40, archived)

thats another good one there
woohoo
( crazyjude Asked Sarah to marry me on Sunday. She Said yes!, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)

time off work!
bah, i've got to wait until friday.

'Ning and WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:33, archived)

You're all bastards
I'm in work on monday bloody morning!!!

Ning thundergod
(Fenristhewolf Cthulhumas, like christmas but with more tentacles, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:35, archived)

You're all bastards
I'm in work all Monday. And as such spending Christmas day on my own.

^{/angry loner blog}
( An Eagle in Your Mind wants to feel you from the inside, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:38, archived)

Not quite angry enough to be
emo, i trust?

Sucks dude, if it makes you feel any better i have to make a 160 mile round trip between xmas eve and boxing day... so i probably can't even drink this xmas
(Fenristhewolf Cthulhumas, like christmas but with more tentacles, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:42, archived)

if it makes you feel any better
i have the whole of christmas off and am not back until jan 3rd.
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:46, archived)

I have off:
Christmas Eve
Christmas Day
Boxing Day

and

New years day.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:50, archived)

I have off:
Christmas Day
Boxing Day
New Year's Eve
New Year's Day

And I only get New Year's Eve because they overhaul our data system that day so I can't do any work
( Mrs Trellis +1, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:53, archived)

Oooh
sexy talk right there
(Fenristhewolf Cthulhumas, like christmas but with more tentacles, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 10:03, archived)

yes...
now i feel all warm and fuzzy inside... hardly any urge to KILL at all
(Fenristhewolf Cthulhumas, like christmas but with more tentacles, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:52, archived)

7th FTW!!!

( Joe Scaramanga Blood, sweat, gravy and egg, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:58, archived)

yes
but you work as a fluffer.
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 10:10, archived)

This makes me want to shoot people in the mouth from the nearest tall building.

( An Eagle in Your Mind wants to feel you from the inside, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:58, archived)

Hello Mr Toast
Someone who looks a bit like you is on the cover of a PS3 game. Halo 2 I think. Or one of them sorts of games.

Sorry if this offends you. If it helps, someone once told me I was a ginger Vanessa Feltz.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:37, archived)

They're dead now. right?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:39, archived)

Nah. They are fat, balding and alone though.
And I'm only one of those things. *win*
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:40, archived)

nice wig by the way

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:42, archived)

Why thank you.
Actually I'm getting ratty goth 'frightened to get it cut incase they take off half a foot again' hair.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:44, archived)

Definately a win for you there.
*awards extra points for style*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:43, archived)

Who are you, that flying trannie bloke out of Heavenly Sword?

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:45, archived)

Well, not the last time I checked...
:(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 10:07, archived)

I'm guessing you mean Half-Life 2
z.about.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/6/G/Halflife2_4.jpg

you cheeky girl

*edit - a ginger Vanessa Feltz?!!! Fucking hell I hope you lamped 'em
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:40, archived)

Yeah, one of them games!
Shootybangyimpressivefuturisticarmour games.

am I in trouble now? Naughty Captain. :-(




(I thought he was quite a dashing fellow, myself)
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:42, archived)

:)

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:42, archived)

Phew

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:45, archived)

i think it looks like a cross between elvis costello and hugh laurie
with a goerge michael beard added for good measure.

i may be wrong.
( god save the queen on tour with Jesus Christ, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)

I see what you mean, actually
Face shape is very Hugh Laurie.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:49, archived)

i was going to say buddy holly and hugh
but i'm trying to appear young and down with the hip cool kids so elvis it was.

speaking of which, i'm helping our local old folk day centre shift some stuff about for their christmas show, they have a 90 year old fella dressed as elvis doing a song, it brings a tear to my eye.
( god save the queen on tour with Jesus Christ, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:57, archived)

Ahhhhhh bless

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 10:01, archived)

You know what you should do?
Zombie nativity.
( Leningrad, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:43, archived)

^ Great Suggestion.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:44, archived)

I highly approve of this idea.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:45, archived)

Sweet Zombie Jesus

(Fenristhewolf Cthulhumas, like christmas but with more tentacles, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:46, archived)

because Santa bum raping Jebas wasn't enough
:D
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:46, archived)

I *think* zombie nativity might be 80% less blasphemous.
as long as it's not made from concentrate.


CONCENTRATE!

/Hiro blog
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)

appytoats!
hope you're well!


...it's 4:47am here and I've finally finished my soviet war films paper. time for bed. forever. goodnight
( Agent Muu wonders what hijinks you've all been up to, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)

MMmmmmm Zombies
Woo
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 9:49, archived)

Yay!
I have finished work for the year now :D
( mutster101 fait des gestes compliquees avec ses mains, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 10:12, archived)

Yay!
I have finally drawn you, just need to ink and colour, so somtime in 2009 sounds about right
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 10:16, archived)