Fairly obvious, I know....


From the If Band Names Were Taken Literally challenge. See all 788 entries (closed)

(clut, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)

fucking dick?

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:16, archived)

nooooo....
There wasn't a band called "fucking dick"
(clut, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)

Ken Livingstone then.
or warty chin?
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)

nooooooo...
It was "Anal Cunt".

Well, I thought it was easy....
(clut, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:18, archived)

so close!

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:21, archived)

There is one called
prosthetic cunt, though
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)

and "anal tampon"

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:22, archived)

but neither
captures the true gestalt of our glorious mayor like "Anal Cunt"...until a band emerges called "smarmy, drunk Chavez arse-kisser"
(clut, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:25, archived)

i think livingstone's ace, akshooally.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:32, archived)

I got no problem with him

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:35, archived)

NTOAP

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:16, archived)

I presume?

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)

Whiney lefty self-serving git?
Though he did do the 'buses.

And the congestion charge.

Which are ace.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)

two bloody quid
to go a few miles

he bloody did do the buses

plus it costs eight quid to use the tubes - it's cheaper to fly to Ireland
(clut, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:22, archived)

Smarmy Fucker?
Their last album was shit compared to the first two...
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:18, archived)

Oh I don't know, I quite liked it
Different but not utterly awful
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:21, archived)

the second album
is usually the "difficult" one

think Meat is Murder
(clut, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:23, archived)

Blur,


featuring Ken Livingstone on "Ernold Same"
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:18, archived)

Is it Renee and Renato with Save your Love?
'ning all you wonderful people
( The Great Architect, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)

Office LOL
'nings, Sir!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)

I think you'll find that song is the epitamy of Christmas...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX2bjYmUM5U
after all, you only get Jumpers like that at Christmas...


a fine christmas greeting to you too squire, hope you're well
( The Great Architect, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:20, archived)

Also features the best use of a jumper in a popular music video
EDIT
Sorry GTA, you mentioned that.
Having one of those mornings.
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:22, archived)

hehehe, no worries, it's the effect of that Jumper :)

( The Great Architect, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:25, archived)

Yeah that & that I called you GTA
Dear me. :o)
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:26, archived)

Grand Theft Archie
/applicable to NUTS, ZOO, The Sun, The Times...
( The Great Architect, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:26, archived)

LIES!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w3bp0K0UdM
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:26, archived)

Well, there goes my Christmas spirit...
/I think you win this one
( The Great Architect, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)

;)
*pours a large measure of Eggnog*

*makes you come to THAT party* :D
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:31, archived)

Ha ha
Bonus points for having the sleeves rolled up & the campest walk downstairs in a night club or anywhere in fact.
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)

i still think the song is fucking brilliant.
but then i am woefully crap.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:34, archived)

Very well, thank 'ee
*raises glass of hot Winter Pimms*

here's to the Feast of the Beast!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:23, archived)

How many people you got in the back of that cab?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:22, archived)

Hahahaha
you sound just like Barry ;)
( The Great Architect, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)

Showimage.php?
I don't remember them, they good?
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:20, archived)

Unshopped Picture?

( XLVII How's my diving....?, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 11:31, archived)