competition entry!
i'll have a pint of...

...queer.

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

(Cow, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:03, archived)

hehe
Bud-will-ser, a big chunky bottle at that.

Check out my updated profile, it makes me dizzy...
(186 posts and no eye for a good front page, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:06, archived)

D'you
swallow?
( pxyzyzygy, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:06, archived)

Now that
beer means queer i think i might get to work on reassigning ginger beer
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:07, archived)

Boy George
Mad a great point when asked what he thought of how great it was that a homosexual won pop idol.

"He sings about girls!"
( Mond, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:08, archived)

doesn't stop boy george
being a fat cunt though.
( martian, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:08, archived)

He's not
fat!
( Mond, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:10, archived)

yes he is
that's why he paints his neck black - hides the flab.
( martian, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:13, archived)

Nah
he does that because he's a cunt.
( Mond, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:15, archived)

Hey, he must be approaching 50, it's no surprise
he's getting a bit porky. That and being off the - ahem - Coca-cola...
( pxyzyzygy, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:20, archived)

ummm
but it's will young!! you know the guy who won pop idol then confessed to being gay (poor gareth! getting hugged by that pervy.. eww)

i couldn't find a good piccie of boy george :p
(Cow, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:15, archived)

err..
he admitted he was gay,
not a perv...
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:18, archived)

Surely
being a total cock should come under greater scrutiny?
( Mond, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:20, archived)

well yes
but being a cock does not make you a pervert.

I fear that the Cow has a problem.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:26, archived)

let's sandblast him!
umm
/vigilantism
/spelling?
(time travelling chicken, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:29, archived)

we could flock him
it's kind of sandblasting, but with glue and coloured sand.

are you sticking with this name then?
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:32, archived)

Homo
phobia. Eww. You're all gay.
( Mond, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:32, archived)

exactly what i'm trying to get across
erm... maybe wrong username for this argument
/logs in as my other personality
(time travelling chicken, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:34, archived)

oddly
i think the 'reverse apostrophe police' may need one of their rare appearances.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:36, archived)

Bizaree coincidence
I meant you are all gay. not refering to your all gay the user.
( Mond, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:38, archived)

dont worry
they're both me
and i find "eww" quite a compliment

at least, it's better than the usual "brick him in the face" scheme
( Sargant, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:40, archived)

Oxford dictionary. 'Confess'
v.
a tr. (also absol.) acknowledge or admit a fault, wrongdoing, etc.)

Mmmm. Bit of a problem Mr Cow?
( pxyzyzygy, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:23, archived)

heehee
it's Miss :)

and yea i think it's dirty and unnatural :s

anyway, i just looked in the fridge and i saw a bud, i read the lable and noticed "the king of beers" LOL
(Cow, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 21:33, archived)

aaah
aaah, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer, the queer...oh, no.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:16, archived)

lol
:P
(Cow, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 13:55, archived)