a thorough investigation
you simply cannot argue with the facts
( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 23:28, archived)

I might get in touch with Trading Standards

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 23:29, archived)

"well, you can prove anything with facts..."
I know someone that actually used to use that line in arguements...
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 23:31, archived)