Companies can't just go around making outrageous claims willy nillyIf it wasn't for B3tard scientists we would still wouldn't believe that it isn't butter, that 2/3 of a Mars bar makes you work and play but not rest and using Head and Shoulders makes you leap up and down on your bed wearing just your knickers.
These claims must be stopped. They are porkies.
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