The key words here are "up to"
In the same way that my Virgin Media broadband is "up to" 20mb but is actually more like 12mb, these beans are "up to" 50% bigger but are actually 5% bigger.
( NobbyNobody, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 23:33, archived)

Yes, correct - there is NOT ONE mention of "up to" on it. It claims DEAD ON 50%.
That's my objection.
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 23:35, archived)

Yes.
Have you compared the beans to a can of standard Branston beans?
Perhaps Branston beans are 50% smaller than Heinz as standard.
( NobbyNobody, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 23:38, archived)

Oh lawks alordy you found a loophole :(
My science is ruined!
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 23:39, archived)

So where does it go from here ?
Money back, law suit, report to ___ , get more ? BTW were they good and tastey ?
( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 23:40, archived)

They were great. I was so disappointed by their lies though

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 23:41, archived)

I can understand why your enjoyment was marred by the lies
Companies really should be more responsible.

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 23:49, archived)

Maybe it means
50% of the beans are larger than other beans....
( Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 23:42, archived)