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NSFA - 1,000th post nakedness!

after receiving quite literally one request to go naked for my 1,000th post, behold me in my knight outfit followed by me in my pirate uniform

(Warning, DOES contain nightmare / vomit inducing imagery)

Click for full monty

P.S sorry for quality, my photography / shoppery skills are lacking
P.P.S sorry for quantity, it's cold outside

Edit - thank you all for your kind words, i would reply to each person to say thanks but i want to bask in 1,000th post glory for a tad longer

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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:02, archived)

*bokes* *wanks* *bokes* *wanks*

Congratumalations fella!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:04, archived)

Who takes the photos of you?

They're very good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:05, archived)

congratulations

now excuse me while i claw out my eyeballs.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:04, archived)

Haha, yay!

Congratumalations, sir =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:04, archived)

DEAR LORD!

The first is a set from the Holy Grail that should never be seen!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:04, archived)

good lord

what a thing to see

congrachermalashuns

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:05, archived)

I can't look till I get home

but congratulations!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:05, archived)

Hello you!

*waves*

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)

Hello lovely one!

I'm going to purchase your calendar today, because your work makes me happy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:09, archived)

Hoorays!

I'm glad it makes you happy. I put a lot of effort into that calendar too, so it might even be worth the money!

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)

Of course it is.

The manwife likes your stuff too, so it won't be just for me. I even know where I'm going to hang it- I've got an excellent nail in the kitchen wall that's the perfect height.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:12, archived)

I suspect that the nail was placed there

years ago by a prophet, to wait there dormant until the day it fulfills its predestined role of hanging up my calendar.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:20, archived)

I think you're right.

What other explanation could there be?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)

D'oh, I meant to text you a reminder this morning and I forgot =/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)

Hahaha, really?

I'd forgotten that I'd asked you to remind me (typical). I wouldn't have remembered if he hadn't come on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)

Yes, really.

I mentioned it to Jess last night =)

But then in true Prof KM stylee, my brainium let me down once I got to w*rk...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:18, archived)

Right pair we are!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)

hahahahaha

ace!

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)

Congratulations

(Pachey, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)

Hahah! congrats sir

/wine spitting lady here

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did you order her?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)

wine?

It's quarter past 11!

You feeling festive, lady?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 11:16, archived)