Did these objects ever exist? And what were/would they be for?

( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)

crushing Irish boy bands.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)

Science, probably

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 20 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)

As a counterweight to my huge intellect
lol
( mofaha, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)