*jumps on the fact that this compo doesn't necessarily require skill*

first proper pickchar so go easy
( Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:02, archived)

She's looking up his butt!

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)

I mean, RIGHT up his butt!

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:07, archived)

With some binoculars or something!

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:07, archived)

Shut up and go to bed, mediocre!

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)

STAY UP AND SMOKE WEED, MEDIOCRE
 

 
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)

stoned kitty
looks very happy
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)

I don't have any, ever.

I know I'm not really following folklore, but my thoughts are weird enough as they are.

G'night Rapi!
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:12, archived)

THAT'S OKAY MEDIOCRE I WILL SMOKE IT FOR YOU

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:13, archived)

SMOKE IT LIKE A FOX.

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:15, archived)

I SAID, THAT'S SOME WILD MUSIC.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:12, archived)

CRAZY, MAN, CRAZY!
 

 
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)

HIS EYEBROWS HAVE NO CONCEPT OF GRAVITY.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:16, archived)

i can therefore postulate
that this footage predates Newton
( Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:22, archived)

I HEARD THAT HE MADE GRAVITY OUT OF A PLUM AND INVENTED BLU TAC.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:24, archived)

I HEARD IT WAS AN ARTICHOKE AND VELCRO
BUT IT AMOUNTS TO THE SAME THING
( Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:30, archived)

ARTICHOKE + VELCRO = PLUMS + BLU-TAC?
THIS IS SCIENCE. PURE, TASTY SCIENCE.
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:32, archived)

I find this strangely arousing
emm
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:21, archived)

CHOCOLATETHEFT:

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:23, archived)

PUNISHABLE BY MURDER.

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:25, archived)

yes.
G.T.C or Grand Theft Chocolate, has been linked to a series of hormonal attacks on defenceless husbands, partners, shop assistants, etc. by women relieved of their delicious treats by some sticky-fingered blighter with no thoughts of the consequences of their actions, determined only to get their next chocolate "fix" without paying for it.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:31, archived)

GRONKPAN'S NOT HERE MAN

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)

..and where,..is the Batman...?
Batman Gronkpan


Vicki Vale: Mr. Joker, you make such beautiful things, ohh, you're so powerful, and PURPLE ohh I love purple.
Batman: Excuse me.
[Joker looks]
Batman: Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?
[Punches him]
Batman: I'm going to kill you!
The Joker: You IDIOT! You made me. Remember, you dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try.
Batman: I know you did.
[Punches him]


( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 1:29, archived)

it's a telescope
she's looking for america, which for some reason i thought he might have stuck up his arse
( Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)

i can see clearly now that the ...rain... no i can't bring myself to say it

( SkUG once saw a duck, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)

I can see clearly now...
...the Purple Rain is gone?
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)

it has "passed"

( Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)

I CAN SEE CLAIRE-LEE NOW LORRAINE HAS GONE

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)

That fat cow

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:13, archived)

SkUG UPDATE : I'VE JUST EATEN A PACKET OF PRAWN AND COCKTAIL CRISPS
yummy!
( SkUG once saw a duck, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:15, archived)

I'll watch it in an hour
on the SkUG+1 channel
( Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)

oh noes my teas gone cold
*rewinds cup*
( SkUG once saw a duck, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:17, archived)

NOW SMELL YOUR FINGER

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:21, archived)

it smells like a finger
i'm scared
( SkUG once saw a duck, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:40, archived)

Is she looking for the
Web Sheriff?
(Westude, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:16, archived)

damn damn damn
why didn't i think of that?
( Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:25, archived)