I dont get out of bed until she comes in the room and gives me the look

(postal ninja how do you make stir fry?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:33, archived)

ah,
that "you don't know it, but you're in trouble" look? i know it well...
( Smash Monkey inventor of bacon and egg soup, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:36, archived)

thats the one, then I just get a $20 from my wallet and throw it while I run to the car*

*may be untrue
(postal ninja how do you make stir fry?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:41, archived)

when she phones
run her a bath and make her a cuppa. she'll be so touched by your caring nature* that she will agree to almost anything!

*may also cause her to suspect you're covering something up
( Smash Monkey inventor of bacon and egg soup, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:46, archived)

Today she will ask why I will be running her a bath when I know she has to go take her finals at school in 30 minutes. then after the 30 minutes she will tell me to go back to sleep, which is a problem for me since my body hates me*

* my body really does hate me, keeps me up way too long
(postal ninja how do you make stir fry?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:52, archived)

in that case
offer her a foot rub. she may not have time for it, but she'll appreciate the gesture
( Smash Monkey inventor of bacon and egg soup, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 0:54, archived)

her feet are extremely ticklish, that might get me hurt. I usually just clean house, do the dishes so she can relax when she does get home from everything. then the trolls invade, the shrek saves the day and we live happily ever after.
(postal ninja how do you make stir fry?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 1:00, archived)