because he never learned
to speak micra
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 1:00, archived)

ispicra

( stereoroid yes, I'm a-Twit-ter, same name, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 1:16, archived)

pfff!
needs more hammond

also, standing on a hotel balcony at 4 a.m and shouting "i an the great cornholio!" is a good way to get thrown out :D
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 1:20, archived)

eh?
you want to drop an organ on it?

( stereoroid yes, I'm a-Twit-ter, same name, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 1:46, archived)