i thought the one on the right is saying
"these are my three children, and my wife"
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 1:06, archived)

can't you hear him?
he's saying "hello, dave!"
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 1:10, archived)