If he sits still
This chap could photograph it for him.

( The magic of chutney has decided that he is a CAGE FIGHTER!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:16, archived)

Holy Jesus!
Magnificent!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:42, archived)