stupid sings-like-he-is-shitting from arctic monkeys is dating this girl :

( lets all melt down together!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:30, archived)

Wow
she stands like a bloke and has the expression of a five year old boy.

I wouldn't do her with yours.

to be fair, it's a bad photo but no....not my cuppacha.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:32, archived)

agreed actually
I'm sure she's very pretty but I prefer some composure in my ladies.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:34, archived)

I just want to grab her shoulders and put them back.

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:35, archived)

Same here, but her legs
:P
( lets all melt down together!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:35, archived)

You can keep her.
I really don'tsee the attaction. But then I don't see the attraction to lots of girls that boys like. Like that floppy chav bint....erm....

wore two belts as a top. Jodie Marsh, is it?
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)

indeed
give me a refined, intelligent lady who looks good in a dress over one with enormous baps any day.

_{^{please do, i'm lonely}}
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)

Nothing wrong with enormous baps.

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)

It's not what I go for, really
but it seems that's just me.

Why do I always get into these conversations on b3ta, of all places? And why is it always with you?!
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:45, archived)

I like talking about these sorts of things.
It's always interesting.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:46, archived)

sidenote
is it me seeing things or does she have a mild tache in that picture?
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)

A little bit of one
but then everyone hair hair on their upper lip, she just happens to be brunette.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:49, archived)

I work in a bar when I'm at uni
and all the girls that come to the bar look like they should be in the village people or something
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:55, archived)

you poor thing!

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:59, archived)

Well, not really
it kicks in about 1am when we've got 1500 rich people who all want a drink and a couple are chundering into our glass bins.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 13:00, archived)

It's not just you.

( mofaha : howling down the chimney, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)

she
is a funny looking girl. her body is too long for her head
( new_matt, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:32, archived)

she's perfeeeeeect

( lets all melt down together!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:34, archived)

her arms are too long
like monkey arms. her head is too small, like a lego man's
( new_matt, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:42, archived)

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerfect!

( lets all melt down together!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)

monkey arms!

( new_matt, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:49, archived)

that woman is so devilishly attractive i've just stuck my pants to my inner thigh.

( Just Flange - the other black guy on B3ta, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:34, archived)

Dude, she's mildly cross eyed.

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:35, archived)

Yeah
And you can tell from her face that when she get older she's going to have a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!
( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:38, archived)

I'm not one to talk, I know
I'm hardly better looking, or even on her level, but still....nah.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)

ah but you have they non classic good looks matey
You get to keep those with old age:P
( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)

:D hahaha you're a star
I've always been 'interesting looking' or 'striking' if people are paying me compliments.

:D I think the best one was 'you're quite....well you look...some kind of european/asian but blonde. Well done.'
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)

You are good looking! B3ta pole tiem! Who thinks Cappy Wow is a good looking lassy?

( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)

Noooooo no no no no
I'm not fishing, and you shouldn't be proxyfishing for me!
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)

Yeah but it's always good to boost a mate's ego:D
Keeps the manwife on his toes:P
( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:49, archived)

I'm fine, love
Bless you. The way I see it, if people don't find me nice to look at their have two options:

a- look at something else
b- let me dig out their eyes with a pen lid.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:51, archived)

I find a spork works better:D

( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:57, archived)

hahah!

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:59, archived)

yes, in the photo, it's an unfortunate shot, what of it?
check this www.youtube.com/watch?v=irWfs7Qgwi0&feature=related

she's gorgeous!! and funny!! and apparently quite intelligent*!!


*not that this matters too much, i just want to bum with her, not enter a pub quiz.
( Just Flange - the other black guy on B3ta, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:38, archived)

youtube doesn't work here.
Usually she's....alright. I think she reminds me of someone I went to school with.

My main beef is just that she seems to have no personality whatsoever.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:39, archived)

she's lully an' special an' pretty an' nice and' lully too!
especially when i piss on her face through the bars of the cage i keep her in...
( Just Flange - the other black guy on B3ta, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)

Just not my type, I don't think.
Not curvy enough either.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)

fair do's that's what makes the world go round, besides, you's a lady too arent you?
i wouldn't expect you to like her that much...unless you is a lesbian, which is like totally cool an' everything, i'm like sooo totally not gonna judge you an' stuff, we're all adult enough aren't we?
( Just Flange - the other black guy on B3ta, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)

I like both.
And I'm not a teenager, so you know I'm not just experimenting.

I like curvy ladies- I think because I am one myself so I feel better around them rather than skinny girls. I've only ever slept with one skinny girl and she was all hip bones and elbows and edges. Yeuch. Give me a generous size 16 any day.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)

i see, i think i see your point, i am a rake myself, skinny as a stupidly skinny thing, and i just love knockin bones.

( Just Flange - the other black guy on B3ta, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:52, archived)

yeah, but that is all relative to that gimp she presents with

( new_matt, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)

So long as she didn't talk,
I might.
( Fluffy elephants Hello Simon!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)

in anyhow
how can you judge someone on a still image? that youtube makes her seem quite funny and nice
(great scrot!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:47, archived)

I can judge someone on a sentence, never mind an image.
I'm a jewish woman, it's what we do, is judgement.
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:49, archived)

oy vey!
i do concur. but you is not a jewish woman captain wow. i believe you is fibbing.
(great scrot!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:54, archived)

Which part do you believe the Captain to be fibbing about?

( Fluffy elephants Hello Simon!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 13:06, archived)

EVERYTHING!
how the fook do i know? jus making conversation.
(great scrot!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 13:11, archived)

Don't worry,
I'm not sat at your bollocks with a knife. Chill.
( Fluffy elephants Hello Simon!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 13:19, archived)

i dont own a bollocks
and if i did, i wouldnt be in the slightest bit offended by script on a website. alls fair in love and web.
(great scrot!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 13:26, archived)

at the same time, how can you judge someone by a 'best bits' vid
which is designed to make them look funny and nice
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:51, archived)

i don't really care about the best bits bit, i just wanted people to see her in a vid rather than a badly taken photo.
and beside, i'm happy knowing that i'd split her six ways from sunday given even half a half-chance, so i don't really know why i'm getting so rabid trying to convince others of the fact.
( Just Flange - the other black guy on B3ta, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:53, archived)

this is troo
but video is slightly more informative then a still image, non?
(great scrot!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:57, archived)

i don't know
the picture illustrates that she needs a shave, whereas the video does not
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 13:06, archived)

ahaa
but the video shows she can speak, whereas the still image does not.:)(if we're getting stupid like, why not type this drivel)
(great scrot!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 13:14, archived)

So what first attacked her to the ultra rich rock star then?

( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:37, archived)

attacked? paging doctor freud, we have a basket case...

( Just Flange - the other black guy on B3ta, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:39, archived)

Hahaha
COuld be attracted hehehe.

Yeah I beat up groupies for a living:D
( riverghost www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)

well I say she's lully :)

( prodigy69 something..something Board Sig, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:39, archived)

Well you would ;-)

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)

well i have!

( Just Flange - the other black guy on B3ta, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)

any port in the storm captain!!

avast ye!! :D
( prodigy69 something..something Board Sig, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)

*avasts*

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:43, archived)