extended?


I once herd a rumour that every paedo's favourite spice girl
had her legs digitally lengthened for a video.
( Holly Would may at some point update my profile, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:03, archived)

phwoar!
nicely made : )
( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:05, archived)

speaking of cock...
b3tacakes ftw NSFW
( SkUG loves hammertime, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:05, archived)

"Now you really can have a knob of butter!"
Haha, ha, ha.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:06, archived)

haha
"Cream Filled Willies"
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:09, archived)

what were you
searching for?
( Holly Would may at some point update my profile, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:08, archived)

someone posted a link on www.hotukdeals.com
which is a money saving website
i really should read things before i randomly click links... the real internet lacks horses :(
( SkUG loves hammertime, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:10, archived)

So you clicked on a link
that you thought would take you
to horses?
was it this?
www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=5214
be honest. ;)
( Holly Would may at some point update my profile, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:12, archived)

oh dear god...
thats just wrong!
( SkUG loves hammertime, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:13, archived)

nice
save ;)
( Holly Would may at some point update my profile, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:15, archived)

meanwhile...
www.hotukdeals.com/item/128007/monster-sale-at-lovehoney-adult-toy/all/deals/new/ thats where i saw it - i saw monster and clicked it - didn't see the "adult toys" at the end - oops
( SkUG loves hammertime, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:17, archived)

and you were
expecting to get cheap monsters?
( Holly Would may at some point update my profile, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:24, archived)

LOL!
I followed the links to the 'Monster Sale' and there's a chap at the bottom reviewing the product saying 'Don't buy this, it's shit!' www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=8255
( WiL are friends eclectic, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:31, archived)

fucking hell:
www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=13283
( Skulls, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:16, archived)

Can I pretend
that I wasn't already aware of them?

Erm..Wow!
( Holly Would may at some point update my profile, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:22, archived)

Oh My God
That is SO wrong in so many ways.

And oddly I'm more disturbed by that than I am a horse-cock dildo...
( WiL are friends eclectic, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:35, archived)

That site usually appears
everytime I google for a cheap dildo...

Did I type that outloud?
( WiL are friends eclectic, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:11, archived)

lol only 10p
lol
( SkUG loves hammertime, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:12, archived)

You can get a finger
massager from poundland...
( Holly Would may at some point update my profile, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:13, archived)

is that for achey fingers from too much typing?

( SkUG loves hammertime, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:15, archived)

you really did end up on that
site by mistake didn't you?
( Holly Would may at some point update my profile, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:18, archived)

yes :(

( SkUG loves hammertime, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:19, archived)

Well I was looking for porn when I came across this.
Not exactly what I was after, but it made me laugh anyway. (I typed "cunt" into google images with the safe filter off to see what would come up, and this was on one of the blogs:
NOT SAFE FOR ANYTHING LIVING OR DEAD

( ClanSoul HENRY THE HOOVERFISH™!, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:15, archived)

i love horses best of all the animals
*dammit now i've got that song stuck in my head*
( SkUG loves hammertime, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:16, archived)

Haha, you fucking WISH it were horses!

( ClanSoul HENRY THE HOOVERFISH™!, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:17, archived)

for you
www.extremerestraints.com/images/TX108a.jpg

NSFW
( Holly Would may at some point update my profile, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:19, archived)

at first i thought it was some kind of giant toothbrush
oh my poor fragile mind *is scared*
( SkUG loves hammertime, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:21, archived)

it'd fit in there too

( pzyko, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:22, archived)

WRONG!!!
secretly wants one...
( WiL are friends eclectic, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:08, archived)

lol have 3 instead...
NSFW
( SkUG loves hammertime, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:12, archived)

This is giving me an extention.

( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:06, archived)

^
that
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:13, archived)

Clearly . . . that rumor has been dispelled !

( Valin . . . Asleep at the Dream . . ., Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:08, archived)

That's a bit disturbing
but very woo! :D
( WiL are friends eclectic, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:09, archived)

Oooh
I vectored her once :)


( in vino veritas, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:15, archived)

someone should buy her a skirt
the dirty mare
howdy I V V
( SkUG loves hammertime, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:20, archived)

Nice affects of the effects !

( Valin . . . Asleep at the Dream . . ., Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:20, archived)

That is very nice
If I had the time I'd make her legs extend to.

edit:I did this instead (hope you don't mind.

( Holly Would may at some point update my profile, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:21, archived)

boyoyoing

(emcake is reading about multi-layer perceptrons, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:52, archived)

Schwing!

( Popidge Was skiving off Work/College on, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 23:28, archived)

Extreme quality
That has actually given me the trumpet

fantastic work :)
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:22, archived)

posture says sexeh tiem
eyes say zombie.
(gleam has been selling these fine leather jackets since, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 22:27, archived)

Dead girls
can't say no!
( WiL are friends eclectic, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 1:34, archived)