( Cockweasle Snarn, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 23:35, archived)

OI! YOU FUCKING CUNT!
How are you? :)
*pissed*

( ClanSoul CAR BROKE. PHONE, YES?, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 23:40, archived)

I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH A GAYNALACOLOGIST

( Cockweasle Snarn, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 23:41, archived)

Not bad . I have beer but I do not have red wine.
I also have no drugs.this irritates me
( Cockweasle Snarn, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 23:42, archived)

Ok, well I'm not pissed, I'm just wobbly.
One glass of Cava (celebration of my stepsister's safe arrival from the distant north (Yorkshire)), and on my third Beck's.
Mmmm....
I haven't tried any other drugs.

( ClanSoul CAR BROKE. PHONE, YES?, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 23:45, archived)

i'm addicted to shit

( Cockweasle Snarn, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 23:46, archived)

Y'know, as funny as that sounds,
I'm still sober enough to be responsible enough and say that if you are addicted to anything, get some help and give up because I'd hate to lose you as well as Shuya.
( ClanSoul CAR BROKE. PHONE, YES?, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 23:49, archived)

don't worry man....
only jesting.
( Cockweasle Snarn, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 23:52, archived)

Good!
if you weren't, I'd come up there and slap your hand!

( ClanSoul CAR BROKE. PHONE, YES?, Sun 23 Dec 2007, 23:56, archived)

i used to work with a guy who we made up a rumour about....
We said that we were up at his flat and he skinned up a joint with a piece of his own shit that he had in a tupperware container in the fridge. He allegedly offered it to us to smoke but we all declined. enough people believed it for the rumour to spread and sort of become true
( Cockweasle Snarn, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 0:01, archived)

I don't understand

( ClanSoul CAR BROKE. PHONE, YES?, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 0:06, archived)

he made a joint out of excrement

( Cockweasle Snarn, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 0:07, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WEIRDO

( ClanSoul CAR BROKE. PHONE, YES?, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 0:18, archived)