I think that these days
most doctors take a hypocritic oath !
( Valin . . . Steaming Cool Stuff . . ., Mon 24 Dec 2007, 1:44, archived)

boom boom
Personally, these days, I keep my blood alcohol so high there's not
a bacterium or other nasty that can survive in there.
( greedydave is not your mastabatory aid, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 1:48, archived)