_Felix, I would like to buy your phone.

( gronkpan, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 12:36, archived)

Persons disposed to purchase are invited
to I call and give our stock an examination, which is a remedy for J'llen, upon which it also appears exert a distinct and specific action, by dis-persing the local tendency which forms thoin.

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 12:39, archived)

Make me an offer on just the phone.

( gronkpan, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 12:41, archived)

Make me an offer on some thoin also.

( gronkpan, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 12:50, archived)

THOIN CAUSES TRAUMA
In having become no extensive, we have been compelled to open a Factory at 21 WINTER J..LOWKRS'. 1 KKKT. NKW ORK. whore we innnufarture all our Flowers. We arc thus enabled to oflcr them at houM) In Farts. CASCAHK CA.-CADE CASCADE CASCADE CASCADE CASCADE CASCADE 26c. CASOADB CASCADE CASCADE CVSCADE CASCADE CASCADE CASCADE 25c. HAT T 25c. CASCADE CASCADE CASCADE CASCADE CASCADE CASCADE _ CASCADE 25C. CASCADE CASCADE!

HATS. HATS. HATS. HITS. O (urtc.nj. .No (Jraln nil Silk Ribbon. lOc per yd. 3W 12 Grain all bilk lunwjn.

A superb assortment ol' Ladles and from usual rates.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 12:53, archived)

I grew up very close to the Cascade Brewery.

This would have made for a good jingle.
( gronkpan, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 12:59, archived)

HANG ON, HANG ON, DON'T GO WASTING MONEY...

The pizzas aren't going to meth themselves, you know.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)

We've had a market backlash on the methpizza
apparently it gives you really bad zits around your mouth.

We need a new angle.
( gronkpan, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)

Dead babies are popular.
Cheap to get too! Tasty on crackers etc.

*awaits market research*
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)