HANG ON, HANG ON, DON'T GO WASTING MONEY...

The pizzas aren't going to meth themselves, you know.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 12:40, archived)

We've had a market backlash on the methpizza
apparently it gives you really bad zits around your mouth.

We need a new angle.
( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)

Dead babies are popular.
Cheap to get too! Tasty on crackers etc.

*awaits market research*
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)