More Bassey!
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( paranoiaman, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 23:55, archived)

mmm... Birdy num nums...

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:00, archived)

AHhahahaha
Ya shot me pardna
( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:03, archived)

hahaha - right in the pantaloons

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)

I've watched that maybe 100 times

( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:05, archived)

almost the same for me
It still cracks me up!
( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:06, archived)

Nothing to looooOOOooose, if weeEEEeeee, are oooone..
*tries to hold in piss*
( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)

*pulls toilet paper
*breaks toilet..
( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:09, archived)

*scrubs elephant*

( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)

Bring back that sozzled waiter.
Every restaurant should have someone like him.
( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:13, archived)

Bring back my chicken, it's stuck to a woman's head.

( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:16, archived)

I'm going to use my hands for next time I serve salad

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:18, archived)

I shall return but 'Being There' is such a masterpiece, also.

( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:21, archived)

big bird in forgotten celebrity frot attack shocker!

( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)

No doubt that will appear on 60 Minutes.

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:08, archived)

only dead people watch that programme.

( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:10, archived)

Too right!
Even the 60 Minutes program here is designed for those that read tabloids...
( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:11, archived)

journalism is pretty much a farce.
up against the wall with all of them.
( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:14, archived)

Off with their heads!

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:19, archived)

vile, lie-spouting heads of fat!

( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:28, archived)