Bring back that sozzled waiter.
Every restaurant should have someone like him.
( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:13, archived)

Bring back my chicken, it's stuck to a woman's head.

( Zeitgeist: Addendum OCTOBER SURPRISE, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:16, archived)

I'm going to use my hands for next time I serve salad

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:18, archived)

I shall return but 'Being There' is such a masterpiece, also.

( Zeitgeist: Addendum OCTOBER SURPRISE, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 0:21, archived)