...the water cooler?

( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 12:54, archived)

Yes.

( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 12:56, archived)

i thought you meant the little man

( sock saw it before it made the newsletter, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:03, archived)

Do YOU turn around and look at your poo?
HMM?
( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:06, archived)

yep
i did one last night that was very dark grey / brown
( sock saw it before it made the newsletter, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:08, archived)

Yes. Always.
And I get really upset if it's hiding under the paper.
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:08, archived)

remain in the squat position but shuffle sideways pre-wipe
that why you'll see your bundle of joy in all it's splendour
( sock saw it before it made the newsletter, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:11, archived)

Dangerous.
There's always the possibility of clingage.

What you need to do is make sure all paper used is still being held in your hand, albeit between two fingers by a clean bit.
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:13, archived)

Unless you've put some paper in there pre-poo
to prevent Neptune's kiss.
( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:13, archived)

hahaha "neptune's kiss"!

( sock saw it before it made the newsletter, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:15, archived)

Yep.
*thumbs up*
( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:16, archived)

Who doesn't?
My overall point is SHIT DOES NOT SMILE BACK
( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:12, archived)

YOURS doesn't.

( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:13, archived)

^I'm worried about this one
( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:14, archived)

when you make a star chart from the poo and try to divine the future from it you will understand.
( Jamnog º , drINKING LoTS OF gIN, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)

hahaha
mine makes my eyes water
( sock saw it before it made the newsletter, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:16, archived)

Mine does too

( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:17, archived)

i had a pile once
on the anusol box said it comes with it said it comes with an applicator if it's "internal", i couldn't find the applicator, just a full sized scale model of cleopatra's needle
( sock saw it before it made the newsletter, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)

You fucking loved it

( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:29, archived)