how about a nice close shave
teach your whiskers to behave
lots of lather, lots of soap,
please hold still, don't be a dope
there's no use to try escaping
now we're ready for the scraping
rant and scream and yell and rave
it's no use, you need a shaaaave!!!
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 2:42, archived)

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( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 2:48, archived)

there! you're nice and clean!
although your face
looks
like
it
might
have
gone
through
a
ma-
chine...
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 2:51, archived)