Haha!
It's because they're revolting and offensive to Cornish pasties.
I like my pasties edible, you see.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)

There's an awesome pastie shop in Leeds.
it makes me drool to think about it
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:45, archived)

How can you be offensive
to cat food and potato peelings wrapped in an old wallet?
( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)

I don't eat the cat food ones.
I like Cheese and Onion ;)
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 14:58, archived)