hehehtj: happy new year all! i am beginning the first stages of drunkenness. advanced drunkenness shall occur when i get to the pub.
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Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 17:00,
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what?you'll have to speak up, i can't hear you!
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Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 17:03,
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I suggest making a new ear out of bacon(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 17:06,
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mmmmmm bacon...i need that for my hangover breakfast!
i'll just grow one on a mouse
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Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 17:08,
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Have a good one, sweetie.AH SHALL BE PARTEH WHEN I WASH MAH HAIR AND CBA WALKING TO PARTEH.
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Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 17:02,
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you're lucky!i still need to have a bath, wash my hair, shave my legs, pick something to wear, do my make-up, change my mind about what i'm wearing, find my other good shoe, decide i look fat in my dress, have a strop, put on the first outfit i chose and get to the pub!
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Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 17:05,
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APPARENTLYWe're going shopping at 6. And some cunt is in the bath, and my hair takes like 489489474789 to dry because it's lame and long, and I'm out of cigarettes and I'm poor. BUT, it's still easier than being a woman. Jeans: Check. Shirt: Check. I'm done.
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Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 17:10,
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pfff!it's not fair! i'd go in my scruff, but my mum works in the pub i'm going to! if i'm not done up like some cheap slut, she'll call me a slob!
also, you've just reminded me that i need smokes!
oh well, bath tiem, see you all next year!
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Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 17:18,
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