you're lucky!
i still need to have a bath, wash my hair, shave my legs, pick something to wear, do my make-up, change my mind about what i'm wearing, find my other good shoe, decide i look fat in my dress, have a strop, put on the first outfit i chose and get to the pub!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)

APPARENTLY
We're going shopping at 6. And some cunt is in the bath, and my hair takes like 489489474789 to dry because it's lame and long, and I'm out of cigarettes and I'm poor. BUT, it's still easier than being a woman. Jeans: Check. Shirt: Check. I'm done.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)

pfff!
it's not fair! i'd go in my scruff, but my mum works in the pub i'm going to! if i'm not done up like some cheap slut, she'll call me a slob!
also, you've just reminded me that i need smokes!
oh well, bath tiem, see you all next year!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)

*hug*

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 17:30, archived)