you will
do no such thing until my penis has entered first
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 22:40, archived)

to be fair
it's almost guaranteed that neither of our penises will ever get within 100 yards of the lady in question
( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post240894, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 22:42, archived)

"almost" being the operative word.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 22:43, archived)

never say never

( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post240894, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 22:45, archived)