I was in a hardware shop some time ago and a woman came in
wanting to buy a bucket. She explained to the guy in the shop that she wanted it for checking the size of tights to make sure they fitted her. Apparently, the bucket was the same size as her thigh!
( printmeister is sanding down a burly aardvark!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha
submit that as a question of the week, "Body parts that are surprising ly the same size as something else"
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)

A 3.5mm jack plug and my...
...there is no good way to finish that sentance.
(Milt http://www.mynavel.co.uk/show-me-yours/, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)

Baby's arm holding apple = my enormous intellect

( mofaha : standing in the shadows at the end of my bed, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)