ancient pearoast

( packetslut, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)

very
amoosing
( Neon Blue good touch, bad touch, good touch, bad touch, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)

*pats on the head*

( sock is solvent again!, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:31, archived)

Stop milking it

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:33, archived)

cud you stop now?

( sock is solvent again!, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)

Haha, as if.
Pull the udder one
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)

hoof do you think you are?

( sock is solvent again!, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)

I'm the cream of the crop.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)

ekstrawdinary!

( Neon Blue good touch, bad touch, good touch, bad touch, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)

How dairy you.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)

bull-y

( Neon Blue good touch, bad touch, good touch, bad touch, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)

blimey you can churn them out too

( sock is solvent again!, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)

I don't know leather to laugh or cry

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)

*hides*

( sock is solvent again!, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)

You've done this beefore

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)

*pats your head*
EDIT: FUCK
( Neon Blue good touch, bad touch, good touch, bad touch, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)

You'd butter clean that up
edit: haha, the first rule of punning is: Don't repeat the puns.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)

well you don't mince your words!

( sock is solvent again!, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)

All this punning is making me horny

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)

haha i'm out!
/bows to porsche's punnage superiority
( sock is solvent again!, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)

just shake your
bell about then
( Neon Blue good touch, bad touch, good touch, bad touch, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)

I ought to burn you at the steak

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)

Cheeses Christ.

( Dixon youve given me,given me,nothing but shat-in jeans, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)

You'll b-edam-ned for that pun.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)

I camembert it.

( Dixon youve given me,given me,nothing but shat-in jeans, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)

Did you brieally think you'd get away with it?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)

So farm so good.

( Dixon youve given me,given me,nothing but shat-in jeans, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)

You'd feta think up a better pun than that.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)

tread
caephilly
( Neon Blue good touch, bad touch, good touch, bad touch, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)

there's Stiltons of puns to think up

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)

there are
loads moo-re
( Neon Blue good touch, bad touch, good touch, bad touch, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)

that was a Gouda one

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

you are a bit of
a munster when it comes to punning
( Neon Blue good touch, bad touch, good touch, bad touch, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

Well, ricotta keep it going somehow

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

cow can you keep going?

( Neon Blue good touch, bad touch, good touch, bad touch, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)

I (port) Salut you for keeping up
This is the longest punning thread I've ever seen.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)

what a load of tripe!

( Neon Blue good touch, bad touch, good touch, bad touch, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)

Have you all rennet into the ground now?

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)

I veal it's gone on long enough now.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)

cow puns aren't really my field
but I am damned if I am giving up now
( Neon Blue good touch, bad touch, good touch, bad touch, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)

Good, I do enjoy punning.
It R-ox
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)

yoghurt to keep going

( Dixon youve given me,given me,nothing but shat-in jeans, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)

However, it does seem to lactose or fingers to do so.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)

That was so good,
I think I want T-bone you.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)

you shouldn't rump
your rivals, look them straight in the (rib) and come out with a pun that makes them wince
( Neon Blue good touch, bad touch, good touch, bad touch, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)

This has set off a tingling in my loins

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)

surloin
as your don't try it on with me
( Neon Blue good touch, bad touch, good touch, bad touch, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)

Don't (beef) skirt around the issue

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

dude, man up
and take the brisket
( Neon Blue good touch, bad touch, good touch, bad touch, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)

OK then,
Chuck it over here
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

You're all
Whey too good at this
(CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)

I've curd you're not too bad either.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)

Yeh I herd that too

( Dixon youve given me,given me,nothing but shat-in jeans, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)

Buttermilk this before we end up off the edge.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)

I think I'm almost at the edge now.
I'll meat you there.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)

That's a rare one.

( Dixon youve given me,given me,nothing but shat-in jeans, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)

we better
be calf-ful
( Neon Blue good touch, bad touch, good touch, bad touch, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)

Fry do you think that?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)

wellington over the edge now
( Neon Blue good touch, bad touch, good touch, bad touch, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)

I don't like it over here
it's a bit chilli
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)

Time to breach was a teat under one hour. Good show.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

This should beef wellington the edge by now.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)

Stew think so?

( Dixon youve given me,given me,nothing but shat-in jeans, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)

That's the roast awful pun I've heard in a long time.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)

I'm just joining the gravy train.

( Dixon youve given me,given me,nothing but shat-in jeans, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)

Well jus better be careful with that

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)

Jug ought to be careful.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

I'm on a (casse)role

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

not really
I'm extra thick
(CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)

Cow is that a pun?

( Dixon youve given me,given me,nothing but shat-in jeans, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)

I think it's time we all calm down a bit,
and take stock.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)

Good idea
I'm dripping with sweat here.
( Dixon youve given me,given me,nothing but shat-in jeans, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)

I think you should be braised for that pun

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

I'll tan his hide
He's being a jerky
(CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)

You should hit him Topside his head

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)